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HOT SEX IN COLD STORE

Retail professional looking for a little help after work.

Here's how it will go.

I'm closing up, but somehow 'forgot' to lock the door. You walk in asking if we had any hot chocolate left. I say 'Of course, whole or skim milk?' You reply "I want it all," while talking off your overcoat to reveal a victoria's secret thong and nothing else.

We then make sweet, passionate love on the countertop, leaving a mess for the morning crew

Sound like a plan? Email me, pic for a pic.

*from the "Unpublished Craigslist Ads" folder in ditriech's mental hard drive.