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I am not a Grammar Nazi
I'm not sure if you can read this, but what it says is "Is your SAVINGS protected?"
I'm pretty sure that that is not proper grammar. I could be wrong. 'S why I didn't major in English. Also, because English majors are (more) weird (than I am).
And no, I'm not posting this so that "people" will be encouraged to write "Comma Chameleon". Not at all.
Syndicate
See and raise. Though it’s less “grammar stupid†than just “fucking stupid.â€
Saw an ad for ‘Flowinex’, or ‘Urifree’ or ‘Makeyourdickwork-[latin]’, in a mens room in the East Village. It showed a urinal, and a bunch of long books next to it. Something about how if it takes you this long to pee, there’s a problem. Personally, I’d like to take a piss holding a copy of _Great Expectations_, and just stand there uncomfortably for a while. But that’s me.
Some of the books: ‘Meaning of Life’. ‘A History of History’. ‘Learn Sandscript’.
SAND-SCRIPT.
S-A-N-D-S-C-R-I-P-T.
When you’re as good at English as Microsoft SpeakSpell … kill yourself.