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Today is awesome so far!
So far today I have missed a bus because it was three minutes early, stood outside for about 5 minutes in the freezing rain because someone couldn't understand the concept of 'the driver doesn't carry change' and then later that same bus broke down so I had to walk to the mall. The only way this day could be more awesome is if they have video of me stealing boxes.
Syndicate
you know better than to steal shit while they cameras are on, right?
/me imagines ditriech casually whistling as he walks off with a full leather sleeper-sofa
*slides ottoman into pocket*
Which was a bitch, because he kept yelling.
And hey, at least with buses no one walks up while you're hung over and starts playing saxophone for change.
Pick A Side Ottoman!
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Shit, no one is going to get that except Bizzo and Dutch.
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Oh. Wait.
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wait, what?