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Deep Hurting
Why in the name of Drunken Laughing Jesus am I now depressed because the SENATORS have only a marginal chance of digging themselves out of a 3-1 deficit they created through an uncharacteristic lack of discipline? Why is my little boy soul lined up to be kicked in the balls, on behalf of the guys who last kicked it in the balls? And Why is Lord Stanley moving from Tampa, to Carolina, to SoCal ... stopping nowhere there is snow on the ground, or natural ice, in say, DECEMBER?
... Why am I actually going to watch this game?
"Because our frontal lobes are too small, and our adrenal glands are too big, and ..."
You know what? SHUT YER HOLE, booky McLiverspots!
Ooooooh ... oh .... ooooooo Canadaaaaaa ...
PS: I love that he misspells "wife."
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