Burn the Land and Boil the Tea

I am different. This should come as a surprise to absolutely no one, because by definition everyone is different. But the best way to describe me is different^sd1. The littlest things make me happy. Case in point: everything I've ever become a fan of on facebook. Also: my facebook profile itself. But I saw something that everyone^sd2 can enjoy.

I went to a bar yesterday.

This was mostly because one of my coworkers had come in and we had this conversation:

Him: "It's such a nice day outside
Me: It really is.
Him: You want to go to Clyde's and have a drink?
Me: Yes.

So, we walk over to Clyde's.

Sadly, the outdoor bar at Clyde's doesn't seem to have beer. Only liquor. So, I order my liquor standby, a seven and seven (7 & 7? Biz can I get a ruling on this?).

After the first couple of sips of my drink, I espied^sd3 something behind the bartender.

That's right. Muthafuckin' Firefly Sweet Tea Vodka. The font is even reminiscent of the tv show's font^sd4

So, after talking some to the bartender, we ask for taste. And it is amazing. Quite possibly the best Sweet Tea Vodka in all the Verse.

Now I just need to find out where I can buy it (which is, honestly, as easy as going here, calling the distributor in DC and asking. But I'm lazy) so that I can create a true "John Daly".

sd1: I would also accept "special", "weird", "unique", and "nutty as squirrel shit"

sd2: And by "everyone" i mean "everyone who reads this blog" and by "everyone who reads this blog" i mean "bizzo, dutch and myself"

sd3: Ok. I've just always wanted to use "espied"

sd4: Probably a bit of a stretch. But still.