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Bloody Monday: Mullets of Death
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So speaking of streaky, and curses. Apparently, one "Sidney 'Lamar' Crosby" is a young man who is better than average at hockey.
Given that this is a Canadian sport to begin with, I don't know exactly how I'm going to work up a xenophobic rage at this kid, and demand "he" go back where he came from while "we" play hockey, but that's what $2 tall boys are for. Logic lube.
And then we have to put up with this mariachi band on a short yellow charter bus, who go by the name of the Ottawa Senators. Really. I mean the Capitals are a cop-out, but at least they don't call themselves the Chancellors of the Hockey Exchequer. You sordid bag of thumb-biting dicks. Learn what the silly fucks in your government call themselves.
And please stop beating us at ice hockey.
GAAAAAHHHHHHH
