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Bloody Monday: Mullets of Death
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So speaking of streaky, and curses. Apparently, one "Sidney 'Lamar' Crosby" is a young man who is better than average at hockey.
Given that this is a Canadian sport to begin with, I don't know exactly how I'm going to work up a xenophobic rage at this kid, and demand "he" go back where he came from while "we" play hockey, but that's what $2 tall boys are for. Logic lube.
And then we have to put up with this mariachi band on a short yellow charter bus, who go by the name of the Ottawa Senators. Really. I mean the Capitals are a cop-out, but at least they don't call themselves the fucking Chancellors of the Hockey Exchequer. You sordid bag of thumb-biting dicks. Learn what the silly fucks in your government call themselves.
And please stop beating us at ice hockey.
Because it's our turn to burn some shit.
It's. Our. Turn.
GAAAAAHHHHHHH
