Big bag of little donuts.

I understand it would be horrible to be these parents. But seriously. What the fuck.

After taking nearly two dozen No-Doz ...

If a ban of the product in Connecticut cannot be enacted, then Lendino and the Stone family would like No-Doz to come with a more accurate warning.

Either the poor kid was actually trying to kill himself, or this was a Darwin Award. No company owes you anything for not pointing out that taking a 1200% dose of their pills will fuck you up. That's like drinking 2 large pots of black coffee, distilled into a shot glass, in one gulp.

I remember once drinking a pot and a half of strong black coffee over the course of an hour and a half. Hands started shaking, vision got blurry, perception of time got all messed up ... I thought "goddamn. That was pretty stupid." I did not think to consider that someone from the Gold Coast Company should have kicked in the door to stop me.

And I wonder how many people wake up with a murderous hangover and think "Wow! Tequila is really bad for you if you drink a liter of it! WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME?????"

Again, all sympathy to the family ... but cut that shit out. We're over regulated and overprotected as it is.

DJ T. Jefferson! Holla!

Well what if [a man] neglect the care of his health or his estate, which would more nearly relate to the state. Will the magistrate make a law that he not be poor or sick? Laws provide against injury from others; but not from ourselves. God himself will not save men against their wills.

And so it goes. Rest in Peace, ya big idiot.