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Actual Malt Liquor
Gentlemen! BEHOLD!
I present the Dogfish Head 120 Minute IPA. A pale ale that clocks in at 20% alcohol, and costs about a dollar an ounce.
It tastes like caramel that rapes you. It tastes like honey from the loins of an angry god.
And as soon as I find stable, lasting employment ... I want more.
Syndicate
I had a bottle of that the morning of my Master's graduation ceremony. Good stuff. Like hop flavored syrup. Love it. I know a store accross the river in Kentucky (really low alcohol tax) that sells the stuff. Come visit me in Cincy and I'll but us some. ;)
Interested?
If he gets there, tie him down and do not let him let him leave Ohio until the Dutchman and I ship him down here.
kthxbai
That you think the tying me up will work better than the giving me cheap great beer.
So long as you keep it coming, I might not even notice being tossed in the van.